The keep fat regime

When we first entered the house back in December Louise forced me to follow her keep fat regime for two weeks.

It’s a variation on the 5 and 2 day thingy by Dr Mosely except that you can eat every day. When I say eat its 800 calories! Do you know how many calories there are in a glass of wine ffs? So no alcohol was allowed.

Anyhow me being me I made up a spreadsheet and table of targeted and actual weight loss, and in the 2 weeks we both did rather well.

I was glad when it was over however. There is only so much cauliflower rice, pea and broccoli puree the body can accommodate.

However that was December.

Since then I have flatlined at that weight loss. Louise however has gone back to her original starting position. I am sure you can imagine how that sits! Lol. I think she must’ve been sneaking extra glasses of wine when I wasn’t looking.

This whole preamble is in explanation as to why she is doing squats with water bottles and skipping in the garden.

Unfortunately this occurrence can only have one unhappy ending for me ….the reintroduction of the “Regime” in the near future Aaaaw No!

As prophetised:

I think she’s expecting aliens for tea – a variation on Klingon “Pach” was forthcoming.

Its not all klingon grub though .

The parents of the house owners we are renting from gave us a rabbit for Easter as a present for doing the gardening. It ended up as rabbit stifado, after the grim reaper (Louise) beheaded it. It was dead I hasten to add !

Run rabbit run rabbit …..Carnage in Pligoni last night.

Hats off to her I couldn’t do it. I would be vegetarian if I had to kill and butcher my food.

and washed doen with a fine “Trump” on the rocks.